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[CopperKettle]

I met a woman who had five children and when I asked what their names were, she said, “Who, What, Where, When and Why." That made me think, "She’s raising a lot of questions!"

 

This is a wordplay on the two similarly-sounding phrases, "to raise questions" and "to raise kids", which have different senses.

[Джонни]

Not "senses". "Meaning" it should be here I presume. Agree?

[CopperKettle]

Not "senses". "Meaning" it should be here I presume. Agree?

I'm not sure.. I think both are fine. You can ask on English Language Learners StackExchange

[CopperKettle]

- What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?

- A lambslide.

[Джонни]

I'm not sure.. I think both are fine. You can ask on English Language Learners StackExchange

I am dead sure "senses" is inappropriate there. 

[CopperKettle]

I went to the fight the other night and a hockey game broke out

[CopperKettle]

I took my wife to an orchard, we stood and looked for 20 mins. Not quite the apple watch she wanted.

[Джонни]

[ixthUA]

Time and again i like to let out some putrid steam out of my arse, wind of freedom i call it.

[CopperKettle]

Time and again i like to let out some putrid steam out of my arse, wind of freedom i call it.

 

If foul air attends a sound,
To seek its source just turn around,
We learn this truth in barefoot youth,
And lose our fragrance, but gain couth.
 

(Song)